What's your best band camp story?

I’ve had some really funny ones in my day but I want to know the best one’s everyone has. 10 points for the best one.

true story tell me if you think this is funny.?

i was eating chinese and chipped a tooth. hurt like hell. told the owner and he cussed and swoar and said it was not his fault. All I was asking for was a free meal. Because of the tooth. He called the police and everything. I left before they arrived.

Anyway. A friend who was with me told me pay backs are a B..I..T..C..H… I was in so much pain and could not get into the dentist for two weeks.

There was this huge bike tram in town. Like 1000 people traveling cross crounty on their bikes. They were staying at the park and camp ground.

So I called the resteraunt and told them I was with the tram. I said I need food delivered to the park. I told them I would be waiting by a table near the enterance.

I ordered 500 wontons
200 egg roles
25 quarts of sweet and sour chicken

Then my friend and I went and parked near the enterance…man was it funny. watching these chines people run all over trying to find who ordered the food….

there is more so do not respond yet
They had a van. And after 20 minuts of running around asking people they left.

So I called and said excuss me when is my food arriving. And they said sorry we could not find you. We will be right there.

so once again they came. I told them to meet my by the table at the enterance and to unload the stuff there…

so they came back and unloaded. but found no one. so one stayed by the food and the other one ran around franticly asking who ordered the food.

we laughed so hard… 45 minutes later they loaded up and left.
yes it is a true story… and I do not like going to the dentist. the tooth was chipped so bad, they had to pull it…..

The wildest story you can make up?

This story can be completely insane, and unrealistic, funny, made up, the truth (often better than fiction) or stretched truth. The only condition is that it could have *possibly* happened and is camping/outdoors related. 10pts for the craziest or best story. Thanks in advance

Yo! Girls only! We have a magazine! Write us!!!?

You can send us funny camp stories, sleepover stories and questions for our advice column! Our magazine is not sold in stores.
calm down people. It’s just this little magazine called Fabu for me and my friends to make, and show our friends and stuff. Gosh, and if you don’t wanna answer, don’t.
Look, no one gets a copy. It’s just for our personal enjoyment. Us, and some of our other friends and people. So ya, and it’s not sold in stores! It’s not a published magazine! Gosh.

Who caught the fish, me or my cousin? [Funny story]?

So we were camping last year, fishing on a small dock at our friend’s camp site. My cousin went back to our camp site to get some food, and he left his pole, still cast out and baited. It was just laying there and I was still fishing when his pole started moving and fell in the water! I reached in and pulled it out just before it completely went under, reeled it in, and there was a big fish at the end! So did I catch it, or my cousin? Lol

Do you have a funny boot camp/basic training story to share?

The angry closet homo is back. I’d feel sorry for you zell but you’d have to be human first.

I have to write a creative story bout the journey of a sperm. Any ideas?

For my year 10 science class, I have to write a creative story about the journey that a sperm must take to reach the egg. It has to be creative and funny.. Any ideas?

Everyone is doing that all the sperms are troops and in the Testes and Epididymis is where they have boot camp and train for their mission to reach the egg.

That could be funny but pretty much everyone is doing it.. any other ideas? Any weird idea will do.. something different and creative!

Does anyone have any funny/crazy basic training/boot camp stories?!?

Any funny naked stories? like at camp or skinny dipping?

just wanted to get a good laugh

Boot camp story… Which part is funnier?

While running around Parris Island, our Drill Instructor was running backwards beside our troop yelling at us. He ran backwards into a sign knocking himself down. We kept going, but one Private broke rank to go help him. The D.I. yelled at him for breaking rank and said "I have been a soldier for twenty years, I think I know how to stand up!"

Personally, I think it was hilarious that the D.I. would rather sit there and bleed out his head rather than have some recruit help him!
Just like we don’t say "Sarge" eh?

Your DI ever get embarrassed like that?

So this is a true story i found quite funny……?

There were these three guys…they were good friends and decided to go camping in the woods.
In the middle of the forest they set up camp and decided to put up a fire and cook a wild animal they caught. One of the guys was getting restless and started mumbling about getting some whiskey… so two of the men decided to go out of the woods in search for a bar while the other stayed with the wild meat cooking.
while the two guys were gone the one who stayed sampled the meat to see if it was done… he was amazed by its taste and kept sampling until he realized it was almost done and by the time the other guys returned they would be upset. He began to panic and came up with an idea… he took one of his rubber boots and quickly cut it up into small pieces and threw it into the pan. When the other guys returned with the whiskey they were eager to eat.
The first guy took some out and started chewing, kept on chewing and then said… wow this meat is rubbery….it must be a different species
So then the other guy tried and said yeah i think its imported meat cause it says on this piece…. MADE IN TAIWAN
STAR IF YOU LIKE!!!!

Senior pranks on Freshman? What to look out for? Funny stories!? :D?

My friend already got her room trashed at basketball camp by our seniors, and on Sunday we all have to go to band camp with them too. I want to know what to look out, just in case they decide to play a prank on our cabin.

Any funny senior prank stories?
Can be about freshman or end of school, whatever.

Family Camping Vacation – Right For Your Family?

Outdoor vacations are becoming increasing popular and for good reason. A family camping vacation offers a cheap and cheerful family holiday option that is environmentally friendly and provides plenty of outdoor fun. Accommodation has come a long way in the last few years with options varying from simple tents and tepees to motor homes, wagons and roundhouses.

A family camping vacation also offers the freedom to move around to different locations and experience the best of the outdoors. Children love the adventure and activities associated with an outdoor holiday, and although not all adults are enthusiastic initially, many find it a wonderfully invigorating experience.

Many people have been drawn back to camping due to the current economic climate. Individuals also enjoy feeling part of the landscape through experiencing the elements and the surrounding wildlife. This type of holiday offers the chance to be self-sufficient and to be at one with nature.

Prepare A Camping Checklist

To ensure you enjoy every moment of your family camping vacation it is essential to prepare before you go.  Put together a checklist that includes all of the necessary camping gear and foods.  If you have never camped before it is best to go for a trial weekend somewhere close by so if any problems arise you can go back home. Once you have completed your trial you can confidently plan your main vacation. If you plan on going to an organized site you need to check whether the facilities it offers meet your requirements.

Choosing a Campground

Another option is to go to a site that offers facilities somewhere in between such as those that provide luxury tents with modern conveniences. Sites like these are ideal for families who enjoy holiday park activities and do not wish to transport the necessary equipment, but do want to experience the outdoors.

You may wish to set up camp in the open country to experience real freedom, but it is worth remembering you will need to be self-sufficient. You might have to do without luxuries such as a bathroom, and there may not be much to keep the children occupied. You will also need to be prepared to sleep when the sun sets and get up with the sunrise to get the most out of your holiday.

Whatever type of family camping vacation option you decide to go for you will need to remember not to over pack and to choose equipment that is not too heavy or bulky. Remember to pack enough bedding to stay warm at night, some form of sun protection for during the day, good lighting, correct cooking equipment, some snacks and plenty of enthusiasm.

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What is the worse (in a funny way) thing that a teacher/camp counselor/anyone older than you has said to you?

Funny, or amusing stories please…no REAL traumatic experiences…unless you are kidding in your presentation of your dysfunctions. Oh! Remember to include what YOU did to cause the reaction, and only your funny reactions to what they said.

Tell Me Your Camp Stories

I want to hear YOUR camp stories tell me funny pranks, amazing encounters and etc.
The best story I like will get 10 Points

Btw, I’m a sucker for a funny story