So this is a true story i found quite funny……?

There were these three guys…they were good friends and decided to go camping in the woods.
In the middle of the forest they set up camp and decided to put up a fire and cook a wild animal they caught. One of the guys was getting restless and started mumbling about getting some whiskey… so two of the men decided to go out of the woods in search for a bar while the other stayed with the wild meat cooking.
while the two guys were gone the one who stayed sampled the meat to see if it was done… he was amazed by its taste and kept sampling until he realized it was almost done and by the time the other guys returned they would be upset. He began to panic and came up with an idea… he took one of his rubber boots and quickly cut it up into small pieces and threw it into the pan. When the other guys returned with the whiskey they were eager to eat.
The first guy took some out and started chewing, kept on chewing and then said… wow this meat is rubbery….it must be a different species
So then the other guy tried and said yeah i think its imported meat cause it says on this piece…. MADE IN TAIWAN
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